Dog And Cat Diaries

Posted: November 12, 2009 in Normal,Fun,Crazy stories


Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary……

  8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing!
 9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing!
 9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm – Lunch! My favorite thing!
 1:00 pm – Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
 3:00 pm – Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
 5:00 pm – Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
 7:00 pm – Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
 8:00 pm – Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm – Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

 Excerpts from a Cat’s Daily Diary…

 Day 983 of my captivity…

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.  They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. 

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.  In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.  I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of.  However, they merely made condescending comments about what a ‘good little hunter’ I am.  Bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight.  I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.  However, I could hear the noises and smell the food.  I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of ‘allergies.’  I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking.  I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.  The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released – and seems to be more than willing to return.  He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant.  I observe him communicating with the guards regularly.  I am certain that he reports my every move.  My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.  For now…


Living the Will of God in my Life


Joh 14:12  Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me, the works that I do shall he do also; and greater works than these shall he do; because I go unto my Father.

Joh 14:13  And whatsoever ye shall ask in my name, that will I do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son.

Joh 14:14  If ye shall ask any thing in my name, I will do it.

Joh 14:15  If ye love me, keep my commandments.

Joh 14:16  And I will pray the Father, and he shall give you another Comforter, that he may abide with you for ever;

Joh 14:17  Even the Spirit of truth; whom the world cannot receive, because it seeth him not, neither knoweth him: but ye know him; for he dwelleth with you, and shall be in you.

 If you are a born again Christian you are already in the will of God, so start believing that God wants the best for you and that He wants to give anything for you. You are the son or daughter of a King, that makes us a prince or princess.

 Joh 15:11  These things have I spoken unto you, that my joy might remain in you, and that your joy might be full.

Joh 15:12  This is my commandment, That ye love one another, as I have loved you.

Joh 15:13  Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.

Joh 15:14  Ye are my friends, if ye do whatsoever I command you.

Joh 15:15  Henceforth I call you not servants; for the servant knoweth not what his lord doeth: but I have called you friends; for all things that I have heard of my Father I have made known unto you.

Joh 15:16  Ye have not chosen me, but I have chosen you, and ordained you, that ye should go and bring forth fruit, and that your fruit should remain: that whatsoever ye shall ask of the Father in my name, he may give it you.


LOVE is very important to God, He see us as friends that’s why He gave up His life for us.

Do you love your brother or sister like that?

We know all the things that Jesus did and still want to do, He gave us the answers to everything – the Bible. He chose me and you to live and bring forth fruit in our lives – that is how He is being glorified. So we can ask anything by faith and we will receive it.


Heb 11:1 Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.

Joh 14:29  And now I have told you before it come to pass, that, when it is come to pass, ye might believe.

Joh 14:30  Hereafter I will not talk much with you: for the prince of this world cometh, and hath nothing in me. 

Joh 14:31  But that the world may know that I love the Father; and as the Father gave me commandment, even so I do. Arise, let us go hence.

The prince of the world is coming and has nothing in Jesus, in other words the devil has nothing in or on me as well because Jesus is in me. That means there is no death in us as well and no boundaries, Jesus is free from law and that makes us free from law.


Jer 17:5  Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.

Jer 17:6  For he shall be like the heath in the desert, and shall not see when good cometh; but shall inhabit the parched places in the wilderness, in a salt land and not inhabited.

Jer 17:7  Blessed is the man that trusteth in the LORD, and whose hope the LORD is.

Jer 17:8  For he shall be as a tree planted by the waters, and that spreadeth out her roots by the river, and shall not see when heat cometh, but her leaf shall be green; and shall not be careful in the year of drought, neither shall cease from yielding fruit.

Jer 17:9  The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?

Jer 17:10  I the LORD search the heart, I try the reins, even to give every man according to his ways, and according to the fruit of his doings.

Don’t put your trust in man, they cant be trusted. Put it in the Lord almighty who saved you from death. What more reason do you want to trust Him and believe everything He says to you.

Again in Jer 17:10 says the Lord that He will give according to mans ways, it doesn’t matter if you are a Christian or not, if you believe you can have something you will receive it. Its all about faith.

How can the ungodly people do what they do? They know and believe in there god. It is not a sin to transform, it is not a sin to move from one place to another, it is not a sin to fly.

 If you want to do this stuff and are going to give God the glory and honor He deserves, why do you say it is evil?

Heb 12:2  Looking unto Jesus the author and finisher of our faith; who for the joy that was set before him endured the cross, despising the shame, and is set down at the right hand of the throne of God.

 He is the maker of all things, even the stuff that you want to do. So start believing in Him and the stuff that you want to do.

 Heb 12:14  Follow peace with all men, and holiness, without which no man shall see the Lord:

 The ungodly people can do anything, they believe.

They can say anything, they believe.

But they are not happy, they do it for there own gain, and will never see the Heavens nor the Lord.

 1Co 2:5 that your faith should not stand in the wisdom of men, but in the power of God.

1Co 2:6 howbeit we speak wisdom among them that are perfect: yet not the wisdom of this world, nor of the princes of this world, that come to nought:

1Co 2:7 But we speak the wisdom of God in a mystery, even the hidden wisdom, which God ordained before the world unto our glory:

We live for God and only God, we must be living examples of faith. And do it with the wisdom of God to who all glory belongs to and not to the wisdom of men – they receive there wisdom from God.

God gave us all wisdom we desire, if we believe it we can take it. Cause we can speak all wisdom that has not yet been spoken.

Amp: 1 Co 2: 2  For I resolve to know nothing (to be acquainted with nothing, to make a display of the knowledge of nothing, and to be conscious of nothing) among you except Jesus Christ (the Messiah) and Him crucified.

When you believe that anything you ask you will receive, how will you be living. Will it become a power play or will you still be living Jesus Christ and nothing else. Will you be living out His glory in your life to give Him all honor.

Gal 2:20  I am crucified with Christ: nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me.

Gal 2:21  I do not frustrate the grace of God: for if righteousness come by the law, then Christ is dead in vain.

Don’t take it for granted, if Christ Jesus didn’t die for one of us on the cross we could have never be so successful in this world so far. He died so that you may live and live it in abundance, He didn’t die in vain otherwise how can we wake up each morning with a new start and air in our lungs.


“each day is a giving gift to us, and not a giving right”


Amp : Gal 6:13  For even the circumcised ( Jews) themselves do not (really) keep the Law, but they want to have you circumcised in order that they may glory in your flesh (your subjection to external rites).

Gal 6:14  But far be it from me to glory ( in anything or anyone) except in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ (the Messiah) through Whom the world has been crucified to me, and I to the world!

Gal 6:15  For neither is circumcision [now] of any importance, nor uncircumcision, but [only] a new creation  (the result of a new birth and a new nature in Christ Jesus, the Messiah).

 Don’t return to the law and all of the old ways, you will only give glory to man and not to Jesus Christ. He wants a new creation in you, a renewed heart and mind that is free and not bound by law that believe in anything is possible in Christ Jesus through faith.

Rom 12:2  And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.

Rom 12:3  For I say, through the grace given unto me, to every man that is among you, not to think of himself more highly than he ought to think; but to think soberly, according as God hath dealt to every man the measure of faith.


The bible states that we can prove it, the perfect will of God.

Be transformed and start to believe, but believe in God and not in yourself because there can be no pride next to Christ.




Posted: November 9, 2009 in Share Gods Word

Immortal life

Mortal body = Death

Immortal body = life

Proverbs 18:20 a man’s belly shall be satisfied with the fruit of his mouth; and with the increase of his lips shall he be filled.

Proverbs 18:21 Death and life are in the power of the tongue: and they that love it shall eat the fruit thereof.

In John 1 the bible speaks of the light of man that was among man, which was the word of God. That word must be on your lips, it must flow from your belly You have the power to speak live or death in your life, sickness or healing.

Hosea 10:12 Sow to yourselves in righteousness, reap in mercy; break up your fallow ground: for it is time to seek the LORD, till he come and rain righteousness upon you. What you sow you shall reap.

Seed = fruit = harvest.

It depends on you, what you say or do. Seek the Lord and be filled with the Holy Spirit, receive eternal life.

Romans 2:6 who will render to every man according to his deeds:

Romans 2:7 to them who by patient continuance in well doing seek for glory and honor and immortality, eternal life: Jesus was glorified when He was on the cross; you won’t find glory when you die only when you are alive you will find glory and honor. We are made in His image; God wants us to life and not die.

Geneses 1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

1Th 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:

1Th 4:17 then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

John 8:12 Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that follow me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.

Light = word of God

Word of God on your lips = harvest in your live = eternal life (immortality)

 Galatians 2:20 I am crucified with Christ: nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ lives in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me.

John 14:19 Yet a little while, and the world see me no more; but ye see me: because I live, ye shall live also.

John 14:20 at that day ye shall know that I am in my Father, and ye in me, and I in you. How can you die when Christ is in you, He cannot die. Yes your flesh (mind, sin) will die, but not your spirit cause that’s in the image of God Himself. Remember that the source of your living comes from within you, so that means if The Spirit of Christ is in you – source of your living power – how can you die.

Romans 8:1 There is therefore now no condemnation to them which are in Christ Jesus, who walk not after the flesh, but after the Spirit.

Romans 8:2 for the law of the Spirit of life in Christ Jesus have made me free from the law of sin and death. Jesus set you free from sin: you sin no more Jesus set you free from death: you cannot die Why do you want to die when God wants you to live and have an abundant life? (we must get our minds straight that we do not have to die, if we believe we will die then we are sinning against God and are going against His will) The devil wants to steel the word from you; he wants to destroy you because you are a threat to him

John 10:10 the thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly. In the Garden of Eden there was the two trees, they ate of the tree of good and evil. Now they must get out of the garden before they eat from the other tree and will never die. Before this happened they couldn’t die, they were in exact image of God; but now they can die because they have sinned. But God send His only son to become flesh and die for our sin and death so that we can live.

John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 2Ti 1:10 But is now made manifest by the appearing of our Savior Jesus Christ, who hath abolished death, and hath brought life and immortality to light through the gospel:

2Pe 1:3 According as his divine power hath given unto us all things that pertain unto life and godliness, through the knowledge of him that hath called us to glory and virtue:

2Pe 1:4 whereby are given unto us exceeding great and precious promises: that by these ye might be partakers of the divine nature, having escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust. We are partakers of the divine nature of Jesus Christ; He brought life and immortality to light. Romans 2 says we must seek glory and honor, peter says Jesus has given us all things – glory and virtue – which gives us immortal life.

Jam 1:12 blessed is the man that endures temptation: for when he is tried, he shall receive the crown of life, which the Lord hath promised to them that love him.

Crown (according to Thayer definitions): 1a) a mark of royal or (in general) exalted rank 1b) metaphorically the eternal blessedness which will be given as a prize to the genuine servants of God and Christ: the crown (wreath) which is the reward of the righteousness